Full English with a large mug of tea. Please.
No exotic pulses or foreign grains,
No broadsheet hung on a wooden pole,
No toll-free gateway to the cloud,
No vinyl poetry on the toilet stall,
No ironic icons or Victoriana,
No coiffured beards or lazy drawl,
No mismatched china or urban chic,
No industrial scrap or stripped brick wall.
Just a full English with a serving of community. Please.